Jersey Shore Fantasy League (UPDATED)

Jersey Shore is clearly my new go-to show and The Lube Tube is on the bandwagon with me. He pitched the idea and we came up with a fantasy league based on this cast of characters. We assigned a point value to virtually everything this freaks could do over the next 6-8 episodes and then drafted our teams. Scoring is head to head each week and rosters and point values are below. Stay tuned for a game recap and live blog on Thursday at 10 pm!

UPDATE: The stakes. Loser has to get a fake spray tan, do his hair in a blowout, go sleeveless at bars and make a kissy face in every photo taken of him during Miami's homecoming weekend in 2010.

The Blowouts (Jesse): J-WOWW, Snooki, Ronnie and Vinny

The Situations (Lube Tube): The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Sweetheart and Angelina

And now for points:

Work

1-Being late

2-Yelled at by boss

3-Inappropriate conduct (drinking, hooking up, etc.)

5-No show

25-Fired

Law

3-Kicked out of bar

5-Cops talk to you

50-Arrested

Hook up

5-Make Out

5-Public indecency (hot tub/patio included)

7-Girl making out with girl

15-Hook up

x3-Threesome

Fight

10-Same Sex

15-Girl hitting guy

100-Guy hitting girl (slaps, hard shoves, tosses, etc.)

Infidelity

5-Excessive grinding

10-Making out

20-BF/GF cheats on you during visit

25-Hook up

Miscellaneous

1-Call BF/GF

1-Saying Guido, Guidette, or The Situation

2-BF/GF crying

4-Crying

5-Puking

5-Bring home random (per person)

10-Getting a tattoo or piercing

20-Break up with BF/GF

25-STD scare

50-Pregnancy scare

x1.5-Anything with a roommate

-Jesse