Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Top 10 Actors and Actresses Under 50

Christian Bale
Don Cheadle
Russell Crowe
Johnny Depp
Leonardo DiCaprio
Robert Downey, Jr.
Hugh Jackman
Ed Norton, Jr.
Viggo Mortensen
Phillip Seymour-Hoffman

Cate Blanchett
Helen Bonham-Carter
Jennifer Connelly
Penelope Cruz
Angelina Jolie
Julianne Moore
Natalie Portman
Hilary Swank
Charlize Theron
Kate Winslet

Top Five Best/Most Imporant Digits

1. Thumb
Clearly the consensus overall number one. No questions here, it what helps us grab stuff, separates us from animals, hit the space bar, sexting and texting, play video games, change the channel, play thumbwars, deal cards, throw a Frisbee, grab a football/baseball/basically any kind of ball, hitchhike, do the "guess who ____ ? THIS GUY" point to yourself thing, flip through a book or magazine and so much more.

2. Index/Pointer
This guy is self explanatory. His main functions are pointing, poking, directing and the like. Though he also can shoot guns, scratch effectively, dial a desk/home phone, turn on the blinker/wipers, click a mouse, pinch stuff (with help from the thumb) writing, twirling a whistle around your finger like a sweet and pick a nose.

3. Middle
Known for telling people how you really feel about them, touching rim for you short guys (since it's the longest) and for old people to point things out. I believe its the strongest non-thumb digit.

4./5. Big Toe/Little Toe
I'm 70-90% sure that if you lose one of these your sense of balance is screwed and you can't walk straight. That's a pretty important thing in my day-to-day activity so don't wanna live life without either of these little guys. Beyond that, uhh, I guess you need the big guy to wear thong flip flops and kick a ball effectively.

Honorable Mention
Good for pinkie swearing, making a rubberband gun with your hand, palming a basketball, coke nail, wearing a ring for gangsters and hitting the enter button.

Some of you use him right now to show everyone that you're married.


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