Top 10 Actors and Actresses Under 50

Actors

Christian Bale

Don Cheadle

Russell Crowe

Johnny Depp

Leonardo DiCaprio

Robert Downey, Jr.

Hugh Jackman

Ed Norton, Jr.

Viggo Mortensen

Phillip Seymour-Hoffman

Actresses

Cate Blanchett

Helen Bonham-Carter

Jennifer Connelly

Penelope Cruz

Angelina Jolie

Julianne Moore

Natalie Portman

Hilary Swank

Charlize Theron

Kate Winslet

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Top Five Best/Most Imporant Digits

1. Thumb

Clearly the consensus overall number one. No questions here, it what helps us grab stuff, separates us from animals, hit the space bar, sexting and texting, play video games, change the channel, play thumbwars, deal cards, throw a Frisbee, grab a football/baseball/basically any kind of ball, hitchhike, do the "guess who ____ ? THIS GUY" point to yourself thing, flip through a book or magazine and so much more.

2. Index/Pointer

This guy is self explanatory. His main functions are pointing, poking, directing and the like. Though he also can shoot guns, scratch effectively, dial a desk/home phone, turn on the blinker/wipers, click a mouse, pinch stuff (with help from the thumb) writing, twirling a whistle around your finger like a sweet and pick a nose.

3. Middle

Known for telling people how you really feel about them, touching rim for you short guys (since it's the longest) and for old people to point things out. I believe its the strongest non-thumb digit.

4./5. Big Toe/Little Toe

I'm 70-90% sure that if you lose one of these your sense of balance is screwed and you can't walk straight. That's a pretty important thing in my day-to-day activity so don't wanna live life without either of these little guys. Beyond that, uhh, I guess you need the big guy to wear thong flip flops and kick a ball effectively.

Honorable Mention

Pinkie

Good for pinkie swearing, making a rubberband gun with your hand, palming a basketball, coke nail, wearing a ring for gangsters and hitting the enter button.

Ring

Some of you use him right now to show everyone that you're married.