Hurting my blog game severely
Now is the time for Pelle to be the Matt Cassell to my Tom Brady (you better believe I just compared myself to #12) because with my hand wrapped up I'm back to hunting and pecking like a 3rd grader. This sentence is literally taking me five minutes to type and I'm a better hunter and pecker than the child of Daniel Boone and Pamela Anderson would be. I need Mikey to step in my shoes for the next couple of weeks before I can blog ,y face off again.
Speaking of Tom Brady, 5-0 searched him almost a thousand times last year. I can't blame them, I mean the The Massachusetts Criminal Offender Record Information system is like a more advanced facebook with more crucial info. What do you think they'd see if my facebook history was exposed? Probably something like this: ex, guy I went to HS with, cute girl I had class with five years ago, friend, hot friend of one of my friends who I met once, old roommate I haven't talked to since 2003...you get the point. Who knows the scope of people I'd look up if I had that kind of search engine!?
In other Boston sports heroes news, Man-Ram got pinched. I am completely unfazed by this announcement. Sad for baseball, but happy that it should silence some Sawx fans from chirping at A-Rod this summer, since the man that broke the curse was juiced as well. At this point, if Jetes failed a test, or Ripken admitted using, or we saw a BALCO receipt with Craig Biggio's name on it, I won't be surprised at all. Disappointed immensely, but not surprised at all, which is a depressing thing to say.
Courtesy of the McMeatball, Slevy, you can bet on LeBron's 2010 destination at Sportsbook. Current lines are as follows:
Cleveland +150
New York +170
New Jersey + 350
Detroit + 550
There is no chance he goes to Motown. It might be a ghost town by 2010 if I'm honest. OK, hand is hurting, no more typing, it's about to be Vicodin and The Office time!
Babygame of the week: Minka Kelly (be sure to click through the whole gallery)
A link for my friends who hate their jobs.
-Jesse
Would you update your damn blog, already? You nursing this finger has gotten way out of line. For real...Just b/c I refuse to be your facebook friend doesn't mean I don't follow your blog. Geez.
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