Thursday, August 19, 2010

College Football is Two Weeks Away

Alphabetically listed since we all know SEC football trumps all.

ACC: Miami. I think the U is back. Bernie Kosar is probably due to fall off the wagon again soon, anyway.

Big 12: Texas. Though Oklahoma will probably rattle off wins vs. Florida State and Cincinnati to become slight favorites for the Red River Shootout. Texas wins that game and is the clear class of the conference.

Big East: Pittsburgh. Trust in The Stache.

Big Ten: OSU. Though that makes me want to puke. They are stacked. Wisco could make a run though, so really looking forward to that game on 10/16.

Conference USA: Houston. That schmendrick Keenum has got a gun.

MAC: Miami University. No, not really, but it's fun to be a homer sometimes and I'm not about to pick OU.

Mountain West: TCU. Obvs. See below in regards to the WAC.

Pac 10: UCLA. Rolling the dice. The school with some of the most classic colors in the country will make a return this decade.

SEC: Alabama. Obviously, at this point, I can't pick against Nick Satan and the defending champs/Heisman winner.

Sunbelt: North Texas. I have to feel like Riley Dodge and his old man will turn it around.

WAC: Boise State. Wait, what- there are other teams in this conference? You sure?

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