Major League's 2010 Opening NFL Power Rankings

	Week 1
	Team	Opponent	SoS	2009 Sos
1	Indianapolis	@HOU	14.5	15.8
2	New Orleans	MIN	17.5	17.9
3	NY Jets	BAL	15.4	15.2
4	Baltimore	@NYJ	15.4	15.1
5	San Diego	@KAN	17.9	17.4
6	Green Bay	@PHI	15.7	17.9
7	Minnesota	@NOR	15.2	17.4
8	New England	CIN	13.4	13.8
9	Dallas	@WAS	14.2	16.9
10	Cincinnati	@NWE	13.3	14.6
11	Houston	IND	12.7	15.4
12	NY Giants	CAR	15.2	16.2
13	Tennessee	OAK	13.8	14.1
14	Pittsburgh	ATL	14.8	15.1
15	San Francisco	@SEA	19.7	18.3
16	Miami	@BUF	14.4	12.6
17	Atlanta	@PIT	16.4	15.2
18	Carolina	@NYG	16.9	14.5
19	Denver	@JAC	15.6	14.5
20	Jacksonville	DEN	14.9	15.5
21	Philadelphia	GNB	13.2	15.8
22	Washington	DAL	14.7	16.5
23	Arizona	@STL	18.1	16.9
24	Detroit	@CHI	15.2	15.1
25	Chicago	DET	14.4	15.8
26	Oakland	@TEN	16.2	14.0
27	Kansas City	SDG	17.9	16.1
28	Tampa Bay	CLE	16.2	13.6
29	Seattle	SFO	18.6	16.6
30	Cleveland	@TAM	13.4	14.5
31	St. Louis	ARI	18.9	15.6
32	Buffalo	MIA	13.0	13.0

Indy – I mean, they win about 95% of their regular season games for the last 5 years (if you exclude the games they play 2^nd string). Since this isn’t the playoffs, they are the #1.

New Orleans – Playing Tampa and Carolina 4x a year must be nice. Madden curse alert.

Jets – This is inflated because Rex Ryan’s speeches unfortunately can’t be their own team. I need a GD snack.

Baltimore – On paper, they’re good. I want to see how 3 possession receivers do though before we have Denny Green crown them.

San Diego – Uhh, why do people think V Jackson is that big of a deal? They have more than enough to hide his absence.

Green Bay – Everyone is talking about Aaron Rogers, but I’d just like to thank Ryan Grant for helping me win my work fantasy football league last year

Minnesota – They rank this high now, but I’m guessing they are in the teens after week 4. Expect the IR to start filling up.

New England – Tom Brady’s hair is just the worst. It looks like Justin Beiber grew up, went to the hair stylist, and asked for the McGuyver.

Dallas – They’ll be good early, and suck late. Which btw, great summary of a date.

Cincinnati – I love me my Bengals. However, I’d like to see Palmer not overthrow too many people before I trust him some more.

Houston – 8-8 seems to be their motto. I expect Andre Johnson to regress a little this year.

NY Giants – Sneaky good this year. All they have to do is retire Brandon Jacobs jersey. Maybe he’ll take the hint.

Tennessee – Say what you want about Vince Young, but he wins. And throws punches.

Pittsburgh – You think Ben’s pocket vision works at these bars where he can find the unsuspecting girl to ruffie?

San Francisco – They are the best team in the worst division ever. Congrats?

Miami – Until your defense can stop anyone, I don’t want to hear about how good that offense is.

Atlanta – Matt Ryan is okay. At best. They’ll be better this year, and maybe even make the wild card, but it will take a few weeks to shake the rust off.

Carolina – No Jake Delhomme = A good thing.

Denver – Who is their primary receiver? No really. I don’t know.

Jacksonville – 35,000 fans are very nervous about MJD’s injury status. Only half of those fans have season tickets.

Philly – Too much turnover to be good right out of the gate. But on offense at least, they have the talent.

Washington – McNabb and Portis are a deadly Combo. In 2004.

Arizona – Not a good sign that starter wasn’t good enough for the Browns! And Delhomme is better!

Detroit – Jahvid Best is a great name. Not as good as Kareem Huggins, but still.

Chicago – This turkey is done cooking. Cubs suck. So do the bears.

Oakland – Jamarcus Russell was a worse decision than MTV execs not having Jersey Shore cast mates in a Real World Challenge yet.

Kansas City – Thomas Jones adds a valuable piece to this team. Experience in winning. That’s 1 of 53 for those keeping track at home.

Tampa Bay- This team looks like somebody took a crap or dump in the printer.

Seattle – God hates Seattle. A lot. I think they’ll be fighting for 2 wins.

Cleveland – God hates Cleveland. Maybe even more. Howeva, I think they win 5 or 6 games this year, but unfortunately, it’ll come after they’re out of contention.

St Louis. – Terrible. Take a lap.

Buffalo – A real chance of going 0-16. CJ Spiller can’t run when there’s 9 guys in the box. Trust me