Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors is NOT A FREAKIN' SPORT

Gus, Gus, Gus. All Sports

IF it is a sport, THEN it will call itself a league, association, series or federation, not a SOCIETY, like the RPS tools call themselves. I know of another society, it's call the Red Hat Society...are those golden girls to be deemed athletes? Obviously not. What about the Dead Poet's Society? Again no. American Cancer Society? Not a chance. You want to be called a sport, act like it.

Rock Paper Scissors just does not have enough similar characteristics with other sports to join that group. It has some tiny bursts of physical activity, lots of gamesmanship and strategy, but no continual effort, no chance for major physical harm, no amazing feats of athleticism, etc. Can't call it a sport. Have fun being an activity.

I will take no more rebuttals. Final word, I'm calling house blog on this one.

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