Thursday, June 2, 2011

Things In Sports I'm Over

Fake Booing
LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, YOUUUUUUUUUUK. OMG it's so ironic that you guys sound like you're booing your own player, but wait a second. You're not booing, you're yelling MOOOOOSE, or something else that sounds like boo, but it's totally freaking the opposite. It was clever 10 years ago, now that dozens and dozens of fan-bases do it, it's just tired.

White Outs, Black Outs, C of Red, Etc.
Wearing the same color shirts, or worse, teams giving out the same color shirts, so that everyone in the stands looks unified and matches during the big game. Still in college? Going to a big time college game? Go for it! Pro teams and fans and adults in general, you guys need to stop it.

Evil Empire Haters
Especially Red Sox fans. Stop pretending like you guys are so deprived and depraved. You spend more than every other team in baseball and go out and sign big Free Agents just as much as the Yankees. Examples: Dice-K, Beckett, Lackey, Crawford, Gonzalez. The secret is, you've been doing it for longer than people think with the likes of Mo Vaughn, Manny Ramirez, J.D. Drew and so on. I get it that Lester and Bucholz are farm guys, but so are a couple of the Yankees more prominent arms. Stop pretending like it's you and the 28 other teams vs. the Pinstripes, when it's really much more like you and the Yankees vs. world.

I don't know if I can be over something I was never under, but can you believe the MLS is still around? But let's be honest. That is all. 

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