Sunday, April 24, 2011

Bonus Easter Sunday with Gus

Gus' ideas for when we take over the local blog market. What to name the site to relate to people in each region.

Domestic:
Chicago, IL: Sausages In The Morning
Houston, TX: 68oz Sirloin Steak In The Morning
Los Angeles, CA: Chorizo In The Morning
San Francisco, CA: Alternative Soy-Based Meat Substitute In The Morning
Philadelphia, PA: Cheese Steak In The Morning
Portland, OR: Organic, Humanely-Raised, Grain Fed Meatballs In The Morning (editor's note: my favorite)
Kansas City, MO: Slow Roasted Meatballs In The Morning
Atlanta, GA: Double Battered, Deep Fried Meatballs In The Morning
Kentucky: Tobacco In The Morning
Wyoming: Shot, and Hung From A Tree In The Front Yard In The Morning
Alaska: Moose Shot From A Helicopter In The Morning
Boston, MA: Chowdah In The Morning
International:
Palestine: Shish Kebab In The Morning
Greece: Lamb In The Morning
England: Bangers And Mash In The Morning
Switzerland: Neutral Meatballs In The Morning
India: Something Really F***ing Spicy In The Morning

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