Closing

Had a conversation with a friend on gChat today when we were discussing if you can use the term 'closed' if you just made out with a girl. It was pretty funny and rather accurate so I decided to share.

He came up with five stages of closing in adulthood:

"Stage one is getting the date

Stage two make out

Stage 3 spend the night

Stage 4 oral

Stage five make babies"

...Which is clearly different than in college:

"stage one making babies

stage 2 day hang out

stage three meet friends

stage 4 date"

Silly college kids with their beer and loose morals.

Video of the week for Miami alums and anyone else who is celebrating Homecoming this weekend. Go Hawks.

-Jesse